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Housecoin Tee — for when you can’t buy a house, but you can wear one 🏠💸
Boxy oversized fit, heavyweight cotton, dropped shoulders. Reinforced neckline built sturdier than the housing market. Perfect for layering or flexing your degen real estate portfolio (aka jpegs).
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• 7 oz (237 g/m²) heavyweight fabric
• Oversized, relaxed fit
• Drop-shoulder sleeves
• Ribbed, reinforced neckline
Shipping: 3–5 business days.
Drip that won’t foreclose.
we make each piece to order—no dusty warehouse piles here. that means it takes a little longer to ship, but it also keeps us from overproducing and wasting. thanks for choosing drip that’s made just for you.

$29.00
Boxy oversized fit, heavyweight cotton, dropped shoulders. Reinforced neckline built sturdier than the housing market. Perfect for layering or flexing your degen real estate portfolio (aka jpegs).
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• 7 oz (237 g/m²) heavyweight fabric
• Oversized, relaxed fit
• Drop-shoulder sleeves
• Ribbed, reinforced neckline
Shipping: 3–5 business days.
Drip that won’t foreclose.
we make each piece to order—no dusty warehouse piles here. that means it takes a little longer to ship, but it also keeps us from overproducing and wasting. thanks for choosing drip that’s made just for you.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 ¼ | 34-37 |
M | 29 ¼ | 38-41 |
L | 30 ¼ | 42-45 |
XL | 31 ¼ | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 ½ | 50-53 |
LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
S | 71.8 | 86.4-94 |
M | 74.3 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.8 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 79.4 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 82.6 | 127-134.6 |